went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The air was thick with penises
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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