do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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