Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
wow bdsm is so cute
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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