Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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