Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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