Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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