it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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