This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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