so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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