Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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