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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

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  Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

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  Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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• (619): View more from California

  pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  THAT'LL be a good time.

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  and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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• (914): View more from New York

  The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life

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  Almost an end to the saga.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.

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