Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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