Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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