the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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