i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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