I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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