all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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