Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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