I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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