No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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