Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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