I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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