I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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