dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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