i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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