and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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