every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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