I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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