There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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