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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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