i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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