have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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