clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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