thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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