is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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