I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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