On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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