everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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