Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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