a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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