i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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