they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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