can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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