If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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