and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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