Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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