I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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