I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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