I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize