I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
