I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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