is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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