To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize