You really coming over, don't trick.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
MIDGETS
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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