We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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