if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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