My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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